We wouldn’t expect any of you to have noticed, but there are recurring elements in many role-playing games. They’re cleverly disguised from game to game; often, similar characters may wear different outfits or you’ll use a gunblade instead of a sword, but once you learn to identify similarities, you can usually predict what’s going to happen in about any RPG you want.
Using our cutting-edge criticism, we’ve been able to find the most powerful of these trends and create an outline for the Ultimate RPG, which all future games will imitate. No need to thank us, just be warned: if you read the following article, no plot twist will ever surprise you and no revelation will seem important. After seeing the outline for the Ultimate RPG, your life may lose its sweet flavor. On the other hand, read it anyway.
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